September 26th, 2014
Calvin Johnson Caught on Camera Making "Blah Blah Blah" Hand Gesture During National Anthem
Minnesota Vikings Embroiled in "Sex Barge" Scandal Too Gruesome to Describe
Terrell Suggs Records 100th Career Sack of Loot Stolen From Baltimore Convenience Stores
RB Marshawn Lynch Fined for Excessive Celebration After Marching Around End Zone, Bellowing "Now I Am Become Death, Destroyer of Worlds"
Bengals' A. J. Green Vaults Over Cornerback, Leaps Into End Zone, Runs out of Stadium, Assaults Prostitute
Reggie Bush Appears in YouTube Video Punching Donkey in the Head, Demanding "How Do You Like Me Now"
DeSean Jackson Arrested Outside Philadelphia Nightclub After Brandishing Unlicensed Bazooka
Bill Belichick to Andrew Luck: "Strike Me Down With All of Your Hatred and Your Journey Towards the Dark Side Will Be Complete"
Pro Bowl Kicker Matt Prater Caught Injecting Performance-Enhancing Drugs Into Random Passerby
Aaron Hernandez Sentenced to 25 Years in Prison for Not Being Famous Enough While Committing Murder
MNF Logo of Two Helmets Colliding Fined For Helmet-To-Helmet Collision
Earl Thomas Fined for Horse-Collar Tackle During Indescribable Brawl at Churchill Downs
Cell Phone Video Captures Philip Rivers Beating Dogs With Smaller Dogs
Week 8 Injury Report: RB Trent Richardson Tears ACL out of Pleading Reporter With His Mandibles
Defensive End J. J. Watt Punches House Until it Completely Falls Apart
Controversial Call Reversed After Jeff Triplette Calls His Mom and Says "I Love You" But Really He Doesn't
Ed Reed Suspended One Game for Appearing in Children's Dreams Wearing Fedora and Knife Glove
Earl Bennett Captured, Renditioned By NFL Secret Police for Wearing Socks That Are Too Orange
Frank Gore Ate a Horse???