Sometimes YouTube commenters inadvertently respond with keen, biting incisiveness to one another.

I know this is already on this page elsewhere, but Ernest Hemingway vs. Adolf Hitler is just too wonderful a matchup to be stuck at the end of a lengthy article nobody will read.

Recently I mentioned wading through the IMDb cesspool as it debated Primer. It was an eye-opening experience. I realize that people thoughtlessly, shamelessly vomit out their opinions regarding anything, anything you can think of, without any consideration at all. For some reason, though, I was still surprised that they will use Mike Myers as an example for a physics discussion.

One of my pre-written and never-to-be-drawn-because-I-can't-draw webcomic strips is about spam poetry. I think it's a remarkable phenomenon, just like YouTube commenter incisiveness. Sometimes randomly-chosen, mashed-together keywords can read like poetry far superior to what your average teenage poet produces.

Imagine just those highlighted lines being read by a world-weary, long-forgotten voice actor with a gravelly baritone over a montage of black and white war photographs.

Cracked-Related Imagery Flood: First up is Oliver Cromwell's Web site.

America is lucky it has me to fight against Truthers everywhere by making fun of their sites on a comedy forum. Little do they know, I'm employed by the shadowy organization who operates the orbital platform containing the massive Space Laser that was used to destroy the World Trade Center while the government faked both the images of the planes seen on television and the lives of all the people who were on the planes or knew people on the planes (aside from the part where I work for this organization, the rest of that is precisely what they think, as far as I can tell).

Obama ad, again for Cracked.

Impropriety.