Breakfast Is Futile

 

Worst Pickup Lines of 2014 and Ever

• You must be a parking ticket, because you are draped over my windshield and the police are after me.
• Baby, you must know karate, because your body is kickin’ me repeatedly as I chase you through this warehouse.
• Stand still, because I need to pick you up! Oh God you are enormous

 

DANGER. WARNING. CAUTION.

 

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